What A Coincidence!

The Counterfeit President Found The Counterfeit Terrorist Just In Time To Divert The Comatose Public's Attention From The Counterfeit Birth Certificate

s the American lemmings awoke from one sleep to re-enter their waking state of slumber, they were greeted with the good news the boogeyman du jour, Osama Bin Ladin, had been killed. It must be true, because it's on every channel.

Jubilation has gripped the people, who are clearly disinterested in the avalanche of computer forensic analysis just now erupting on the Internet, which easily shows the  birth certificate of Barry Soetoro is a sloppily forged fraud.

An ancient political ploy for Presidents unpopular at home has always been to re-emphasize the international arena, and by trotting out the quintessential world villain just in time to slay the brute, Barack Obama has, once again, slithered away from the glaring spotlight of inconvenient truth.

Those who know Obama is something even worse than a consummate conman who is illegally residing at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue also know that Bin Ladin has been dead for many years.

The fact that Bin Ladin has not been heard from since 2001 must be a huge coincidence, because it hasn't made a dent in the exuberance at the news of his recent death. The fact is, in November 2001, a CIA agent who had met personally with Osama stated he was in such poor health, he was not expected to live for more than 2 years.

The fact that French intelligence agents tracked Bin Ladin to Dubai in July 2001, where he was medically treated, and obtained a portable dialysis machine which was shipped to Kandahar in Afghanistan couldn't possible have any bearing on today's news.

The fact that in December of 2001, Pakistani media and Fox News both reported Bin Ladin's health had deteriorated substantially during his stay in the Tora Bora mountains. The same media received credible reports that Bin Ladin had succumbed to long standing health problems, so the 30 Taliban associates who attended his funeral are not to be believed.

The fact that Benazir Bhutto, the former Pakistan Prime Minister with a lengthy pedigree and unsurpassed political connections, told the world 3 years ago that Bin Ladin was already long dead, should not be taken seriously. After all, she was assassinated a few months later for some other reason.

The fact that many world leaders, from George Bush to Pakistan's General Musharraf have all acknowledged they believed Bin Ladin was dead should not impact our faith in the recent victory over evil. Arab media in London and Israeli intelligence have all stated the same belief, but what could they possibly know.

Indeed, we're all convinced that Osama Bin Ladin, while hiding in caves in Afghanistan, frail and weak as his photos and videos attest, was able to order American military defenses to stand down just in time for his henchmen to plow jets into American targets -- all on the same day.

The fact that we have a murderous criminal cabal, led by a man whose credentials are so dubious that not one person can remember ever seeing him for the many years he was supposedly in high profile positions is just a coincidence. The fact that, at the time Bin Ladin got himself killed yesterday, many credible people were shouting from the housetops that Mr. Obama's birth certificate forgery proves there is a dangerous criminal in the White House, is another huge coincidence.

We are just so fortunate that we finally got that Bin Ladin guy. What a coincidence.

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